Getting ready for Cinco de fucking Mayo? It’s one of my favorite holidays for bad decisions. This year you might make a couple shitty judgment calls but don’t start with your margarita mix. You see how many goddamn ingredients are in those fuckers? Red 40? WHATTHEFUCKISTHAT? Artificial flavors? GO FUCK YOURSELF. Don’t be serving up disrespectful drinks.
STRAWBERRY GRAPEFRUIT MARGARITA
¾ cup tequila (optional, but who are you kidding?)
¾ cup grapefruit juice (about 1 grapefruit)
¼ cup lime juice (about 3 limes)
1 cup frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are really fucking hard to measure. It was about 8 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt a thing)
1 ½ cups ice
Blend that shit up.
If your fruit wasn’t super sweet you might need to add a little something extra like a teaspoon or two of whateverthefuck sweetener you like to use is fine. Personally I like agave but you can use honey or sugar. Serve this up immediately.
Make about 32 ounces, enough to relax 2 people
King Aiden
My cousin Julie lives in the middle of nowhere!
Special Edition Loteria lighters seen at Walgreens. I don’t smoke or use lighters, but I wanted the whole case of em.
So foggy today
Sunset from the 19th floor
Me reading from my short story in Ban This! at the Cypress Park Library on 9/11/12, Photo courtesy of Darlene Chan
Guy doing his laundry on top a highrise in Beverly Hills
I wonder how they got that thing up there…
Early morning light on the beach seen from my train on the way to San Diego and Comic-con
